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sphincter cruncher

Something that scares you so much you suck your ass hole inside out
The new roller coaster at magic mountain is a real sphincter cruncher!!!
by one ass face March 3, 2011
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Sphincter Bonnet

A term for asshat reserved for polite company or an ass hat of feminine manners and personality.
Excuse me miss but you are being a sphincter bonnet.
by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011
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Sphincter Slapped

1. The act of being repetitively struck on the anus with devastating force.

2. Before preforming anal sex with a back door virgin, you spank her rectum to "tenderize" or "loosen" the anus for easier penetration
1 ex. "Yea man, last night at dinner Hillary got me Sphincter Slapped when she told my parents about my herion addiction."

2 ex. "While in bed with Hilary the other day i flipped her over and Sphincter Slapped her for anal preparation."
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Sphincter Shit Swap

A fecal foreplay game that involves the act of pooping into another persons anus; preferably of a solid nature. The goal is to pass the poo as many times possible without letting it slip out and hit the ground.
I met this girl on craigslist who had a serious poop fetish. We played a few games of Sphincter Shit Swap before getting into grimy, unprotected anal sex. I beat her 12-5.
by TheFourthHouse December 15, 2012
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sphincter sailor

somone who likes it up the butt... AKA butt pirate
justin beiber is such a sphincter sailor. he will love getting prison fucked
by southpaw365 May 2, 2014
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Sphincter Square Dance

When one is lying on their side, being penetrated anally, it's the squirming and moving about that one does to remove the inserted penis or object before defecation.
I was really getting it in and she started doing the sphincter square dance so I knew it was coming to an abrupt end.
by FletchRFletcher November 19, 2014
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Sphincter winks

The closing of the butthole on your finger as you touch your sphincter in a winking motion
Nick Colvin isn't satisfied until his sphincter winks.
by LandysRockCandy January 26, 2015
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