Speed Turd

A small speed bump that you don't have to slow down for.

Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.

Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!

Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"

by CJ Stuntin March 30, 2010

SpeedBlaze

The alter ego of a someone who is employed at the Walmart Vision center. No one really knows the sex of this someone. Some people say Male others say Female. All we know is that this person smells of very strong cologne/perfume, is Indian, is extremely hairy but has the quickness and agility of a superhero. The weakness of this alter ego are women, laziness, stupid video games and most of all Pork.

Fellow 1: Hey I went to the movies with Royce to watch Wanted!!

Fellow 2: Thats real gay..

Fellow 1: SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDBLAZEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fellow 2: um???

Fellow 1: heh heh SpeedBlaze..

by DuckxFace December 2, 2011

Speechy

One who fluently speaks phonetics, and nothing else.

wʌn ˈhuː ˈfluːəntli ˈspiːks fəˈnetɪks, ænd ˈnʌθɪŋ ˈels ɪz eɪ <speechy>

by Azerick February 14, 2012

Speed Bang

To get your rocks off quickly during sex

My wife hates it when I speed bang her, because she never gets a chance to reach her climax.

by 05superglide February 14, 2012

speed luigi

a fast version of luigi....why you even reading this...

hey its a me speed luigi

by ALMONDABOOOSE September 19, 2017

Speed Bump State

Indiana

I can’t wait to get to Colorado, but we have to pass through the Speed Bump State.

by Bunter Hunt July 21, 2020

Speed Queen

It's the washing machine that outlasts your life, and washes better than any other HE washer.

Me: Hey, which washer should I buy?
Dealer: I recommend that you buy yourself an old Speed Queen.

by Speedqueen August 13, 2020