Soberization

Transition into sobriety

My soberization was long and grueling.

by b'clauj February 26, 2009

Soberfied

Abrupt jolt of sobriety.

"dude, seeing that cop just soberfied me."

by Poplar team June 1, 2009

soberest drunkest

A person who thinks he/she is the soberest out of everyone drinking at the party, bar, or club. But in all actuality he/she is the drunkest person there.

"I don't care if I had 12 shots, I'm still the soberest drunkest person here."

by The Official Hater June 13, 2009

sober juice

Beer.

( After drinking all night long ) " Hey Aaron throw over some of that sober juice!"

by dr.secrets August 4, 2009

sober slut

a girl who is a whore when she is completely sober unlike most girls (usually white girls) who need alcohol to give up the drawls

Guy 1: Man I just fucked Vanessa.
Guy 2: Haha how many drinks did she have?
Guy 1: Nah man she didn't have any. She's a sober slut.

by PurdueBound April 25, 2011

Sober High Thought

A thought you have while sober that is just as dumb or out-there as a thought you'd have while high.

Hey, your name is Chris and your middle name starts with a T, so that makes you CHRIST! Wow, that was such a sober high thought.

by hamstersarelifehamstersarelove November 28, 2018

Captain Sober

When a single man is sober and takes charge in a group of miscreants that are drunk

Adam - Oh no! The teacher is gunna see us all drunk
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober

by Bigmamas words April 23, 2011