smoking

Bluffing one's way through a written exam or test, esp for content based subjects, with little real knowlege of the subject. This is done through the use of fanciful language, beating about the bush, lengthy expressions etc.

He didn't study for his lit test, but he managed a pass because he's good at smoking his way through written exams.

by !xobile? July 18, 2005

smoking crack

1. Meaning, "to smoke crack" in present tense; 2. To refer to another's actions in an extreme manner (can be used in either negative or positive connotation).

Fred: Hey, how come Bill always manages to get a 50 killstreak on Modern Warfare 2?

Jim: Dude, I don't know. I think he's smoking crack.

OR

Jason: Hey, is Mark coming over to smoke some happy grass with us tonight?

Ted: No, he said he's staying home tonight and smoking crack instead.

by Skanderbeg89 March 6, 2010

Scoping

The act of scrubbing ones nipples with a toothbrush like appendage while toothpaste is applied generously to your liking

While scoping Stan and his pals had a fresh time and robbed an abortion clinic of all the dead babies

by Mark twain November 3, 2013

pole smoking

Jeff's favorite thing to do in his spare time.

Jeff better stop pole smoking before he hurts someone with his butter tooth.

by The MadCow June 23, 2004

smoking the pipe

the act in soccer of ones ability to score at such ease that they can literally go up to the ball while smoking a pipe and tap in the ball into the open net

the cross came to our outside midfielder who easily was smoking the pipe for the winning goal

by SA Soccer October 16, 2005

Smoking the Q

The "drug" that leads to becoming "night high", or when your so tired that everything becomes funny, as if you had smoked something and became high.

dude 1-hehehe thats window, its soo funny.
dude 2-nah dude it aint funny, you just been smoking the q

by JakeC January 2, 2009

Smoking Hymen

When you are giving oral sex to a female that is still a virgin.

Hey dude, remember that high school hottie that snuck into our party? I totally gave her the smoking hymen.

by BangErm May 21, 2011