Smoothie

A smoothie is a lack of a sexual reproduction organ, resulting in an completely smooth patch of skin between your legs

Male 1:So, lat night I was masturbating in the shower last nigh-
Male 2:How can a smoothie haver masturbate?

by Handsomdemo January 8, 2017

Banana smoothie

Banana smoothie is a phrase used to friends meaning "Please give me some attention".
The phrase is mostly used in the Australian language and mostly used as teenagers.

"Hey, Banana smoothie..."
"Oh I'm sorry. Sure I'll give you attention."

by Banana.faith.smoothie November 23, 2020

Intrauterine smoothie

The oozing discharge after getting a back alley abortion

Jill makes the best intrauterine smoothies, the discharge to froth ratio is most excellent

by Bahammer February 24, 2021

detox smoothie

Detox smoothie is any drink claiming to clean your system, not backed up by science.
Synonim: magic potion

I just had a detox smoothie.

by Fnt101 June 22, 2023

Hill Smoothie

A hill smoothie is when you chew up grass in your mouth and proceed to mother bird it into your significant others mouth.

I heard Jessica made Sam a hill smoothie yesterday at the park.

by Ilikewhiteteddybears March 16, 2021

banapple smoothie

A type of smoothie made with bananas and apples.

I'll have a banapple smoothie.

by Ritacca February 27, 2023

MAROON APPLE SMOOTHIE

You and your boyfriend/ girlfriend are in missionary and she bleeds from her pussy right into your mouth while you're still licking.

¨ Hey, do you want a maroon apple smoothie before the night ends?¨

by IDIDIT69 September 23, 2021