Bee Swarm Simulator

also know as RNG simulator where you macro for 24/7 L no lifer and I bet your Wi-Fi bill are between 400-500 every month

Welcome to Bee Swarm Simulator we introduce no lifer

by Dexzory October 31, 2022

japanese dating simulators

what desperate n00bs and nerds turn to when they eventually realize that they are never gonna get a girlfriend.

Mother "Eduardo, what ae you doing? It's time for dinner"
Eduardo Mom, can you just save it for later. I'm playing my Japanese dating simulator.
Mother "Not again, I thought we had this talk"

by gnarly sasquatch May 23, 2005

Samuel

A great guy, pragmatic and patriotic. like's to make hoe's and bitch's alike squeal. Is destined to achieve great things, whilst on the toilet.
Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.

"This shit is Samuel"
"Totally man"

by Thatoneguythatknowsalls March 13, 2009

shmuel

to argue a stupid point without end leading to the irritation of all surrounding parties

stop arguing with that bitch - your pulling a shmuel

he's shmuelin' out on that dude

by SuperShmuel October 14, 2009

Samuel

Samuel is a type of guy with a long dick and big hairy balls. His dick is so long, when he goes pee, his dick whips out of his pants and sags down on the ground.

Brother: What the FUCK is that on your penis bro?
Samuel: You bitch, that is my dick you fuckin' asshole.
Brother: You callin' me a bitch and asshole?
Samuel: Yes and I just had sex and fucked your girlfriends pussy.

by TheChair64 July 13, 2017

Samuel

The "nice guy". That one guy who always feels the need to let everyone know how "great they are". Someone who feels that they are entitled to everything they want because of there niceness. Samuel is a guy who will guilt you into what he wants, then throws a fit when he doesn't get it. He's the guy that flirts with EVERYONE, but is emotionaly unable to sustain a long lasting relationship with anyone because of his astronomical expectations for a partner and his over flowing need for validation.

If this sounds like anyone you have been with or know, CONGRATS!!! You have found yourself a Samuel.

Person 1: "My blind date, rented a hotel room and tried to get into my pants last night. Then yelled at me when I said no!!!"
Person 2: "Wow! He sounds like a total Samuel! "

by Camleigha21 April 20, 2020

simultext

a text message received from the person to whom you are in the process of composing a text message for, often with similar if not identical content.

i was texting bob to ask about the possibility of kicking a hobo tonight, when he simultexted me to ask the same thing.

by japchan March 10, 2009