2 definitions by Camleigha21
Stands for Can't Hear Shit or Can't Hear Shit Syndrome. Affects approximately 56% of the US population, primarily all the lazy fucks out there who couldn't give two shits. Also commonly used as an excuse to cover up the fact that your really just A self-absorbed cock waffle who'd rather be anywhere but here.
Person 1: My dog just got hit by a semi...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Dude, are you even listening?!?
Person 2: Oh sorry, I didn't hear you. I have CHS 👍
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Dude, are you even listening?!?
Person 2: Oh sorry, I didn't hear you. I have CHS 👍
by Camleigha21 September 20, 2020
The "nice guy". That one guy who always feels the need to let everyone know how "great they are". Someone who feels that they are entitled to everything they want because of there niceness. Samuel is a guy who will guilt you into what he wants, then throws a fit when he doesn't get it. He's the guy that flirts with EVERYONE, but is emotionaly unable to sustain a long lasting relationship with anyone because of his astronomical expectations for a partner and his over flowing need for validation.
If this sounds like anyone you have been with or know, CONGRATS!!! You have found yourself a Samuel.
If this sounds like anyone you have been with or know, CONGRATS!!! You have found yourself a Samuel.
Person 1: "My blind date, rented a hotel room and tried to get into my pants last night. Then yelled at me when I said no!!!"
Person 2: "Wow! He sounds like a total Samuel! "
Person 2: "Wow! He sounds like a total Samuel! "
by Camleigha21 April 20, 2020