Rope Shits

the feeling you get when you go to the restroom and it feels like some one is pulling a rope out of your asshole.
and it hurts really bad.

Bagley, i have a bad case of the Rope shits and it hurts, so don't touch me.

by ChristianBag October 8, 2009

sky shits

a game in which oneself ballences ontop of a public toilet stall and drops a duece attempting to get it into the toilet. if one is very skilled in the game of sky shits one can drop a duece on an unsuspecting victom.

do you want to play "sky shits" in applebee's

ya man i wanna get a random person

by ZOM-B omnomnomnomnom May 4, 2011

That shits for the birds

A way of saying yo I don’t fuck with that(something)

Person 1: man I hate racism, that shits for the birds

Person2: ya I don’t fuck with that

by dumbledorsanus January 31, 2022

'Dem Harlem Saints

Prop. N.- a notorious NY 'drug mafia' established in 1972 by Walker T. Rice. The 'DHS' supplied thousands of elderly New York residents with stolen prescription pills. Unfortunately, many of the gang members own grandparents suffered the physical after-effects of this malicious black market fraud...many of them overdosing and dying in the arms of the very grandchildren who supplied them with the pills.

The pills supplied to the elderly men and women included but were not limited to Zoranthex, Matarol, Xenubalence, and the sleeping pill Tera-X.

In 1983, Walker T. Rice was sentenced to 80 years in prison after his great-grandmother OD'd on Matarol.

"Sheila, we are concerned about your grandma."

"Why, mom?"

"When she came to visit last weekend, did she ask you to give her the white pills in the bathroom cabinet?"

"Yes, mom."

"Damnit, Sheila! What are you, a member of 'Dem Harlem Saints!?"

by Dr. Josephus February 11, 2009

giggles and shits

What happens when there is too much shits and giggles

It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits

by Forever alone August 30, 2016

Two shits

Having a complete lack of care.

"I don't give two shits about the dolphins"

by BMWGGANTMSFU February 4, 2010

sun shines from his ass

When one thinks so highly of oneself, sees oneself as superior to most humanity and generally feels the earth evolves around him and the sun shines from his ass.

This is an Israeli expression.

Benjamin seems to think the sun shines from his ass, or he wouldn't dare behave to us as he does.

by Karpada July 28, 2014