scotting

a man who masturbates.

I went to find my brother to go to a movie but he was scotting in his room with the door locked.

by Charles Pedskalny November 13, 2007

Scottish Goodbye

Flashing the party your dick on the way out.

ME: Damn, Roger is getting an indecent exposure citation.
Her: Yeah, well when you Scottish Goodbye at a childs birthday party what do you expect.

by Parkaaa June 22, 2018

Scottish Bog Trotter

When the fine lady you're with agrees to anal but has an arse is so filthy you can't even be sure there's a definite hole, you go ahead with it then switch real quick to her snatch to teach her a lesson with your shit covered dick.

Tim: Did she finally let you in the back door?

Mike: Yeah, but she was so gross I had to give her the Scottish Bog Trotter so she'd clean her shit up.

by divinas commedia September 12, 2011

Scottish

1. Second Name Is 'Mac' Something
2. Ginger
3. Speaks Too Fast
4. Heavy Drinker
5. Sexist
6. Racist
7. Refers To Themselves As Scottish, Not British
8. Hates The English For No Obvious Reason Other Than Their English

wife : i wish you would help around the house more
husband : back tae the kitchen wi ye woman and get me a beer

scottish man : we scots are better than them english scum

by CamboMacKay June 2, 2010

scottieland

that grand tartan place, unique in its ability to describe Yorkshire as 'down south'.

Scottieland...home of the Bubba lips

by Rocky November 27, 2003

Scottish Mermaid

When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.

Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.

by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003

Scrotitilyumptious

When you really want to fuck a girls tits.

Did you see that girl back there? Ah, man she was looking scrotitilyumptious.

by Big Man May 13, 2005