scone topping

Male ejaculate. It is particuarly appropriate when semen reaches its mature, viscous state.

So she turned her head to look at me after I gave her the reach around and I pulled out and gave her a generous donation of scone topping to her eyelids

by Brass Master D August 14, 2009

Scape Job

Getting a blow job while you play Runescape.

Kenny: Hey babe, jsu on Runescape pwning noobs. Mocha: Want a Scape Job?

by WiggaAintGotAttitude December 15, 2009

scapewaffle

One who is blamed for a bad waffle!

Marco was a bad waffler so he blamed Polo, the scapewaffle.

by Suelingigig October 16, 2010

Schpeng

To consume an alcoholic beverage swiftly, in one sitting.

Gary schpenged his drink with geeza like haste.

The three of them crept like mice downstairs to schpeng a schpengahli.

Geeza 1: 'Schpeng?'

Geeza 2: short pause for thought

Geeza 1&2: Nodding with agreed satisfaction Schpeng :)

by Kipniko July 26, 2015

scober

A word used in Enniskillen to describe a junkie or sesh head.

"Yon bai is an awful scober so he is"
"Scober head is quarely lit thanite hai"

by Yer oul doll June 17, 2018

scapegoat mantra

1.)A repeated source of blame found all over every form of mainstream news particularly after a violent or heartbreaking event occurs.

Prime examples of scapegoat Mantra include: video games, heavy metal, rap music, violent movies, pornography, Elvis Presley, Beethoven, virtually anything except for the actual reasoning behind said occurrence- If there is a reason to be found at all.

2.) The action that occurs after something as vile as a school shooting in which the media and ultra right-wing conservatives grasp for Ozzy Osbourne / Marilyn Manson / Mortal Kombat character shaped straws.

After Columbine everybody including Sally Jesse Raphael, Phil Donahue, and every Trainwreck talk show host had the same scapegoat mantra. Instead of looking at the desperation placed before us on every News Channel, magazine article, or front page of damn near every newspaper, they blamed Marilyn Manson.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

Scomeer

A big dick nigga that will leave you weak all day looks average but that dick is big af he will show you who is daddy.

Scomeer it’s my turn tonight Do🍆🍑💦💦

by Allywitthefatty August 1, 2020