Schlong

Any salami-type processed meat packaged in a long-oval-cylindrical sleeve.

Peppridge Farm makes several types of schlong.
Schlong goes well with cheese and crackers.
Ex. Please cut me a slice of that tasty schlong.

by shh-long June 26, 2003

schlonged

What Hillary Clinton got

Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton got schlonged!

by burstingspace April 4, 2016

schlong

a very very long penis compared to a schledium or a schlort

Janie's boyfriend, Jimmy, has a fricken schlong.

by hk:: July 25, 2008

Scion

A sweet whip from a fresh new company. Under $20,000 and hot off the press. They can be dressed up for flash, or down low for speed. Models include: tC, xB, xA.

tC - A car featuring panoramic glass sunroof.
xB - A square with wheels.
xA - A more round xB.

Yo Mo! That kids got a crazy Scion!
Man! His Scion is PIMP!
Thats a snasty Scion!

by Adam1027 May 14, 2007

Schlong Swingin

When in school, you pull out your wang and show it to the teacher.

On "Jay Dog's" referrel I wrot he had his shlong swingin.

by Hot Carl S May 15, 2005

Scion

The old reach around but on another dude...I know it's gross but true

That car salesman gave my buddy the olllld scion

Instead of go **** yourself, go Scion...it's worse, think about it

by Idontlie23 September 30, 2009

Scion Driver

A Scion Driver is someone who either drives a Scion or drives like someone who drives a Scion.

Characteristics of a Scion Driver are as follows:
Never uses a blinker
Never checks a blind spot
Drives 5 miles under the speed limit
Always tailgating you
Bad Haircut
Has XM radio set to Nickelback
Loves being inconsiderate
Hates yielding
Usually on a cell phone
Enjoys Contemporary Christian music
Maybe in a hurry to get to a NeoNazi meeting
Loves cats
Really Loves CATS!

Dude, you drive like a Scion Driver!

by Screebsalot December 17, 2011