Deja Schmooo

Like Deja Vu, but when you think you've had sex with the same person before.

Dude 1: Dude i was banging Beccy D last night and fully had Deja Schmooo

Dude 2: Man you banged her last week

by CoRbY bLaIr October 22, 2008

Scamo'd

Being short; grimy; one who Is naturally dirty ; one who smokes but never smokes out people ; and or one who is self centered all about himself.

He drank my drank and smoked my smoke and didn't throw shit on it! I've been scamo'd.

by Feelgrizzle January 12, 2012

schloch

Short for "Arschloch", "asshole" in German.

Pronouced as "shloh" (the H is strongly pronounced)

A: 'SCHLAND!
B: 'SCHLOCH!

by grub_god April 18, 2016

Schlog

Creating the appearance of jogging while going much slower; often characterized by awkward Trex arms at the sides and heavy breathing

My dad goes for a schlog every other day.

I went for a schlog in the park earlier and people kept looking at me sympathetically.

by Nyehkt December 24, 2018

schlocker

I feel the need to elaborate on the shocker..........

The Schlocker: index and middle fingers in the slit, thumb stimulating the clit, and just as she's about to climax, pinky in the trunk. So, much more erotic than the shocker, it's like touching Heaven and reaching for Hell.

by Miss Behavin' April 26, 2006

schmoozin

schmoozin is what you do to butter up a girl, i.e. it's trying to get a girl to like you

Jacques needs to start schmoozing up some American girls if his french ass wants to live in the United States much longer!

by Mebaiah December 14, 2004

schmockabsorber

A hooker in Haifa.

I picked up a rash from that schmockabsorber I banged last night.

by Koos January 4, 2004