schizo dickzo

A person without a penis who imagines/roleplays themself with one, whether jokingly or literally.

Kailey is always threatening to impregnate me. Schizo dickzo moment.

by DashingClasher December 22, 2024

Schizogram

A group of people on instagram that has people who do not believe in basic science.

This group includes pseudo archaeology and flat earthers.

I was doom scrolling for so long I ended up on schizogram.

by Notdougdoug January 4, 2025

Schizogram

A type of Instagram algorithm bubble in which people with (likely) a mental disability unironically explain basic functionalities in a false and spiritual way.

"Look at this Insta reel, dude. This woman thinks water flows down the river due to a magnetic chakra force pulling it. I think I'm back in Schizogram."

by Dankstankprank69 January 10, 2025

Schizobaiting

Making the entirety of chat think youre a big 'ole schizo! A proper tweaker!

"I knew this alligator...his name was Matthew. Me and him were brothers, man. We were the best of friends. Closer than brothers. Until a man ate him and turned him into soup. I miss Matthew."

"Bro, you sound schizo rn."

"Haha, I'm just schizobaiting! Schizobaited!!!"

by French Toast the Rat March 10, 2025

Schizo Premix

To prepare to get angry to overly angry at or on someone or something.

"Dude shut up your making me schizo premix"

"Dude stop schizo premixing its not that serious"

by Glenview April 7, 2025

schizocitizen

A citizen in your town who tells strange conspiracy theories to tell. They may or may not be schizoaffective, at minimum.

Oh no, it’s Info Wars Joe. He told me the clock tower downtown controls his bowel movements. My favourite schizocitizen

by Goldenrodzen April 8, 2025

schizophrita

1. When Rita starts acting unhinged, irrational, or like she’s in a whole different dimension. A mix between schizophrenic and Rita, this term is used to describe her wildest moments — whether she’s arguing with imaginary haters, connecting unrelated dots, or spiraling into chaotic geniu

"Bro, Rita just tried to FaceTime her cat to warn it about the government spies… total schizophrita moment."
"She said her cereal was talking back to her — classic schizophrita behavior."

by ritahater April 11, 2025