New York Slapper

This is when a man comes home after a really hard days work and is sweating profusely and decides to slap his woman in the face with his sweaty balls...getting sweat all over her face.

Jim: "Ah man. I've never worked so hard in my life...I can't wait to go home and take a shower!"
Tom: "Hey, before you take a shower, make sure you give your wife a 'New York Slapper'. Ya know, get a lil nut butter on her face!"
Jim: "Heh, heh....see ya tomorrow, Tom."

by KayDeeaRe August 13, 2009

dork snapper

one who bites the bubble created by his/her own farts in a bath tub.

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

willy slapper

A person who enjoys slapping his penis

Abe's cock is sore because he is a willy slapper.

by Love Monkey January 18, 2006

Professional scalper

A new slang term for your psychiatrist or shrink

Why did I come up with the term professional scalper? Well only look at whose ox is being gored when you go to your therapist's office.

by Sexydimma June 13, 2021

scrapper

someone who does something that is annoying and petulant or someone who just plain fucks with people

if i were to pull down your pants you would call me a scrapper

by christian giordano June 16, 2008

Slapper

A slut who has become so loose from constant sex that her pussy flapshang down and slap together as she walks

Man that chick was such a slapper that i could here her flap music from the other side of the road

by devildamon26 February 1, 2015

belly slapper

A MAN with a penis long enough & hard enough to SLAP against his own belly when doing a pelvic-thrust dance for his newest conquest.
makes a great sound , & can cause "pink-belly" if performed for extended periods

I saw Tepo doing a sick belly slapper routine for some "night-rider" on the net.

by Rondo Calarisian April 16, 2007