The Safety Nut

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.

I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.

by 997854543 July 31, 2020

Safety

Way to tell people goodbye and to be safe derived from new York slang (safety my heart) for people without a new York accent so it doesn't sound zesty

Aight bro safety

by homrteam October 18, 2025

《¤》Ensure《¤》My《¤》Safety《¤》ensUure《¤》mUy《¤》safUety《¤》ensurE《¤》mY《¤》safetY《¤》

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《¤》Ensure《¤》My《¤》Safety《¤》ensUure《¤》mUy《¤》safUety《¤》ensurE《¤》mY《¤》safetY《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

safety burger

A burger dedicated to absorbing excessive alcohol after a long night out

Oh man, I had so much fun at that client dinner, I hope my wife doesn’t find out how drunk I am. I need a safety burger!

by Robbie rosé February 23, 2024

Safety Susan

A cowardly person, unduly concerned with safety precautions.

This job would have been finished a week ago, if you hadn't been such a Safety Susan about it.

by BloodyCyclist May 19, 2021

Safety Scissors

can cut playtime's jumprope, 1st prize's wires, and idk more

I cut playtime's jumprope with safety scissors

by anonymous August 17, 2024

safety

shit that does not exist in the philippines

what the fuck is safety anyways lol

by kidtrovert1 November 6, 2018