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Home Rowed

When you smash somebody with a computer keyboard in a humorous fasion.

First seen on the television show, "Attack of the Show" on G4 TV.
The keys from the keyboard left an imprint on my face after I was Home Rowed.
Home Rowed by MechaTC April 3, 2005
Related Words
Rowan rowdy Rowing rowboat Rowen Rowling rowley row Rowena Rowland

Rowing With Joel 

Adjectival Phrase: An experience or quality of unquantifiable disappointment or dissatisfaction.
'Geoff was rowing so badly it was like rowing with Joel'

'The minister described the current economic state as like rowing with Joel'

'The Mummy 3 was like rowing with Joel'

'How you feel after the fire?'
'I feel awful, like I'm rowing with Joel'

'How bad was it on a scale of zero to rowing with Joel?'

'I thought Bristol university would be awesome, but it was like rowing with Joel'
person: hey rowan
rowan: that's my name
Rowan by my name is rowan November 27, 2018

Rowsdower 

The most Canadian-beer-drinkinist, acid-washed-jeans-wearinist, hockey-hair-havinist tub of action this side of Quebec!
ROWSDOWER!
-Troy, in the most classic line if all cinema history
Rowsdower by Mattersy January 9, 2004

Mr. Rowan 

A highly advanced cybernetic android sent from the future with one goal; to educate the masses with really nice hair.
Mr. Rowan is a knight of malta, a hardcore book reader, and will engage u in any argument, regardless of topic, and win. He can run the speed of sound and if wasnt chained to the earth would leap from building to buidling slaughtering the innocent.
Mr. Rowan by Big Tobbes January 11, 2009

J. K. Rowling 

verb, When your 'cool mom friend' inserts details into her stories of the past to make her appear more woke than she is.
Example: "I told you about the time I walked with MLK, haven't I?"

"No, because you weren't alive yet, did you really just J. K. Rowling?"
J. K. Rowling by foundinthedark March 28, 2019