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wog roast 

A gathering of Black people, usually in large numbers, feasting on spit-roasted chicken watermelon and supermalt.
"Christ, Adolf, where did all these blacks come from?" " Yeah Hans, theres a wog roast happening in the park, mind yer wallet"
wog roast by sipukka January 28, 2022

Pre-roast 

When you say something dumb so you start to make fun of yourself so that when other people roast you it hurts less.
Before my buddies could clown on me, I did a quick pre-roast, clowning on myself first. You know, gotta beat 'em to the punch.
Pre-roast by C1284854738 August 17, 2023

Schoharie Pig Roast 

Evolved from the Alabama Pig Roast but instead of arm wrestling on ones back you play Schoharie style Bingo with a Dauber

Alabama Pig Roast: When one guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and another guy is getting a blowjob and they arm wrestle on the girl's back.
I was invited to the Schoharie Pig Roast but was asked to leave when I forgot my dauber.

side-ways roast beef sandwich 

Terminology for the process of performing oral sex on a woman.
A friend of mine gave me that analogy after he ate his girlfriend's hairy muffin; "It was like a side-ways roast beef sandwich."

honey roast 

The act of roasting or roast a person, except you need to say nice things about him.
Employee (honey roasting boss): Like that time when he fell down in that bear trap... He didn't cry like Mike always does.
honey roast by Gcas87 April 16, 2014

ass roast 

an extremely large, smelly bowel movement
Don't go in there for a while!

Why?

Cause I left a massive ass roast in the toilet!
ass roast by Nate-the Great January 9, 2009