Puerto Rican Fundraiser

When one buys bulk candy at the nearest walmart, puts said candy in Fundraiser box and marks up the price for own profit. When the box sells out you simply replace the box to keep "Fundraiser" going 365 days a year and keep bills paid.

Hey bendejo the electric bill is a little high this month! It's okay papi I'll go to Walmart and set up a few Puerto Rican Fundraisers to get by.

by The Rubber Duckie 88 April 15, 2021

Puerto Rican hooker

A shot of tequila followed by a pickleback (shot of pickle juice)

Hey Dirk! Get me a shot of Cabrito and a pickleback!

Sure man! Thats a Puerto Rican hooker for ya

by goofysillymonkey May 23, 2022

Puerto Rican metro link

When a Puerto Rican man named Tito watches his classmates run a train on his mother while furiously masturbating using his own tears for lubrication.

Instead of going down to Tijuana for the donkey show let’s go see the Puerto Rican metro link.

by Tito’s stepmom October 14, 2022

Puerto Rican Rattlesnake

The act of tying a maraca to the tip of your penis and shaking it back and forth

Did you see Jon doing the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake behind the bowling alley?

by Blong January 23, 2023

The Puerto Rican Hurricane

That GIANT Shit you always have to take after eating mexican food.

lEO: the shore of my butthole has just been hit by The Puerto Rican Hurricane!

by rio vista milk-shake July 8, 2011

afro puerto rican

A Puerto-Rican mostly of African descent, a small percent of European

Africans came to Puerto Rico with Spanish conquistadors as slaves

They make up 12% of Puerto Rico's population

(Carmelo Anthony is an example)

"You know Andre? His mom is an afro Puerto Rican."

by Hoodboi 1993 January 8, 2017

puerto rican

1. the hottest guys you will ever see
2. The biggest pride you will ever see

person 1: Dang look at that guy?
person 2: yeah he's puerto rican
person 1 and person 2: *drool*

by I_love_jon! December 23, 2004