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Ninja Report

It is incredibly boring having someone explain a piece of work to you. For that reason, "Ninja Report" should replace the title of any report written for any purpose, at all times.
Marshall: "...So I was meant to turn in a report about Using 23-b-3 Spurious Class Action Precedent to Contest a Class Certification Order Based on Lack of Commonality and Numerosity..."

Ted: Dude, you lost us, can you just call it something cool like "The Ninja Report" or something?

Marshall: Okay, yeah, fine whatever.. So um I was supposed to turn in "The Ninja Report" yesterday

Group: Oooh wow, cool
by Tobe_meister March 8, 2010
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The Repo

having a penis the size of a 20 oz.smart water bottle, like almost the size of a fire extigusher. or in other words having the biggest dick in the school or in the history of ever.
"When tyler jumps off 7 mile bridge the the repo isnt afraid of the water, the water is afraid of the repo."
by aliengirl June 13, 2008
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The Colbert Report

The Colbert report is a "fake news show"like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays tyhe role of a Conservative media pundit.
The Colbert Report really does stick it to Right Wingers.
by Stemic December 14, 2008
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Replode

re·plode

v. ex·plod·ed, ex·plod·ing, ex·plodes
v. intr.
1) To create an additional explosion by the use of explosive material to ignite, compress, or otherwise detonate a secondary source of explosive material. ex: The squibs within the nuclear device fired with perfect synchronicity, compressing the nuclear material to critical mass and causing a tremendous replosion. ex: The explosion of the car in the parking garage caused rapid and subsequent replosions in an estimated 300 other vehicles.
2) To burst violently as a result of internal pressure exerted by an external, explosive force.
3) A following noise: The vase reploded into tiny pieces when it hit the floor after being hit with a baseball bat.
4) To make an emotional outburst: My replosive husband has a tendency to get mad about the same thing, over and over and over again.
5) To increase suddenly, sharply, and without control, after a long haiatus: The population level in this area, slow in growth since the huge population explosion in 1946, has reploded during the past 12 years.
6) To change state or appearance suddenly after already having done so: After a sudden change to a brilliant yellow, the fire maple reploded over the weekend with a sudden flaring of brillian red.
Sports. To finally hit a golf ball out of a sand trap with a shot that scatters the sand after one or more initial attempts have failed.

v. tr.
To cause to release energy or burst violently and noisily about a thing or a similar thing that has caused an inital explosion syn: aftershock Example: Scott exploded when he got the threatening letter from the collection agency; he reploded when they began to call is house 7 times a day. Example: The oxy-acetylene regulator reploded after multiple back-shocks from failed ignition attempts reached a replosive level within the regulatory chamber.
To show again to the same idiot a false or unreliable something: replode a coworker's fallacies about market demand hypothesis in meeting, after meeting, after meeting.
Sports. To attempt to hit (a golf ball) out of a sand trap with a replosive shot after missing the first time.


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Latin repldere, to drive out by clapping again : re-, re- + plaudere, to clap again.
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re·ploder n.

antonym: deplode
"I promise to stop reploding at you every time I can't find my keys."
by Scott R Ellis December 5, 2003
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Self-Report

A self-report is doing something that's ultra sus resembling an action Andrew Tate would do.
The Cheeto dust on my fingertips was a self-report I stole my brothers Cheetos.
by BIG//WORM January 12, 2023
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Repot

One day, Emma or Charlotte mispelt the word report as repot.
Repot is now the most offensive swear word in the history of humankind.
To use the word without sound you raise your little finger.
"REPOT!1"
"You probably don't know what this means but I am swearing at YOU!"
by Ruth April 21, 2004
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Replode

When someone plodes again
The guy ploded, and then reploded.
by Burt Reynolds February 26, 2003
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