rectum sized keyboard

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.

how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?

by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023

Restupid

A law enforcement officer who consistently makes dumb or idiotic mistakes and decisions. Usually participates in dangerous and reckless behaviors. Also endangers the safety of fellow officers. This officer tends to use the sentence, “absolutely brother”. To everything that he is told.

Did you see officer Doe search a vehicle by himself today, that is really restupid.

by Tasiea Alli February 26, 2024

Rectum Reload

A game somewhat related to Russian roulette, which involves 2 or more people inserting bullets in ones asshole and ruthlessly shitting it out at your target. You and your partner take turns reloading until someone is hit, and whoever is hit has to eat the bullet, along with all the shit.

Me and my buddy are playing Rectum Reload at the crib.

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

Restupid

A combination of retarded and stupid, only the dumbest of people can reach this status.

That nigga is restupid

by CyIguess March 25, 2024

Rectum Cycle

When you bleed from your butt once when younger

Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.

Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.

“Damnn your butt looks bigger, did you get your rectum cycle?”

by ProfessorAnalyst June 9, 2024

REcoup

To instigate a coup on the coup that just took power due to broken promises and poor performance.

We needed to REcoup the recent coup that failed to live up to expectations.

by phenomenous1 March 3, 2025

Rectumnal

The twice yearly periods, roughly corresponding to the spring and fall equinox, each lasting approximately 30 days, when it is socially acceptable to be an absolute, overt asshole towards other people, deflecting all responsibility for one's poor behavior, and instead blaming one's extreme anti-social behavior and absolute, fucking social retardation on the alignment of the planets, celestial mechanics, changing of the seasons, and anything else plausibly related to the lunar tides.

Hey Frances, why you so mean this week? You on a raging tear because it's the Spring Rectumnal, again? Last year, during the fall Rectumnal, you were inconsolable and extremely irritable.

by Boloniano March 20, 2025