Rectal Grenade

feces, shit, crap, turd, dung...whatever else you would like to refer it as.

"I just about blew the toilet up when I tried to flush that rectal grenade."

"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"

"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"

by stangmike86gt January 5, 2012

rectabang

The technique, some may say art, of anal insertion for sexual pleasure. i.e. ANAL SEX.

I often indulge in rectabang.

I rectabanged your mum all night last night.

Would you consider a quick rectabang before dinner, darling?

by D-venator January 21, 2012

Rectalgan

A small space that smells of fart and butt.

Tom: Let's take Chuck's car.

Bill: you mean the Rectalgan? No way, it smells like ass in that thing.

by StonedSquid June 13, 2013

Rectangle of Alcohol

A synonym for a Box of Wine.

After work I'm going home to drink a rectangle of alcohol and watch Netflix. Don't judge me.

by RCL37 May 22, 2014

rectal fingertrap

One prolapsed rectum is inserted into another prolapsed rectum and then that one proceeds to shit into the other.

Retired female porn stars like performing rectal fingertraps on each other.

by Devil egg January 19, 2015

rectal floss

celery

Not only does celery have negative calories, it's also rectal floss that can help prevent colorectal cancer.

by drdigg June 10, 2015

Rectalosis

A shitty outlook on life.

John suffers from a serious case of rectalosis

by Brad W3144 July 22, 2015