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pansexual 

dude johns pansexual i didnt know hes wrong

pansexuality 

"pan" means "all" so it's the thought that all forms of sexual activity are equally good and fulfilling. Many consider it weird or even creepy. Includes masturbation, necrophilia, beastiality, adultery, fetishism, and many other things.
"That guy follows pansexuality, it creeps me out."
"Why? It's completely normal."
pansexuality by suicide.love January 5, 2006

Pansexual 

Being attracted sexually to kitchen ware.
Me: Hey Tom Mann. Are you going out to meet girls this Friday?

Tom: No way, man. I'm pansexual and I just got this sweet new blender that I'm going to get smashy on.
Pansexual by Wheyfed April 23, 2017

Pansexual 

Sexually identifies as a cast iron pan.
I just cooked these steak using a pansexual.
Pansexual by UUr Mom Gay January 1, 2020

Petsexual 

A person who is sexually addicted to a pet
I'm petsexual.
Petsexual by Jungle_Jumper June 6, 2022
A Piesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to pie
Boss: can you fill out this form
Guy: ya... um boss under sexual preference is their a check box for piesexual
Piesexual by BucketGuy May 31, 2016