popersnouger

A machine used to pop balloons and other things.

I used a popersnouger to pop my friends inflatable pool.

by TastyHumor June 19, 2023

paper rack

1. A set of boobs that is at least 50 percent tissue paper. Common in younger girls, and in some cases freshman/sophomor cheerleaders.

2. Any girl that stuffs her bra

Guy- Dude check out that girls set!
Dude- Forget her. She's a total paper rack.

by Betsch March 7, 2008

papering rap

To end any verse or lyrics of rap with the word "Paper". A.K.A. Wrapping paper backwards.

"Yo, that duck hat is whack
Can it quack?
I pick up a tack
throw the hat in the sack
Paper"

"Were you just papering rap?"

by Deep Wheat January 19, 2010

Paper keys

A diploma or certificate you receive from a post secondary institution thus enabling you to get on with your life and drive one's proverbial car.

"After getting his paper keys from University he went on to..."

by IGNUSIM April 9, 2010

Paperwalker

Someone who is certified crazy and not in a asylum.

I can't believe Lindsey isn't locked up because she is a total paperwalker.

by Irene Weez September 2, 2010

paper kindle

a printed book

My ereader battery died so I had to read a paper kindle.

by ebibliotopia September 22, 2010

Paperless Woodsman

Aka - Classy Woodsman

The act of utilizing one hand holding a bottle,can or other container to pour water down one's own butt crack while using the other hand to cleanse fecal debris from anus.

While camping this weekend , we ran out of toilet paper and had to pull a Paperless Woodsman to do business.

by Cmjjax April 22, 2017