Dirty Politician

When you promise a girl no butt-stuff but you surprise her with anal anyways because you know she wants it.

“What ever happen to you and Lauren?”

“Gave her the ole Dirty Politician, lets make anal great again!”

by Redblossom January 5, 2019

Urban Politicionary

When someone tries to use the urban dictionary to further their political agenda. Basically half the definitions submitted.

Person: Hey man you read urban dictionary Lately?
Person 2: nah I can’t stand them right now. They keep on bringing politics into definitions instead of defining universal terms. It’s more like Urban Politicionary

by GaySchlatt July 23, 2020

Mythical Politics

Mythical Politics, also refered as Political Mythicalism, Supernatural Politics, Political Supernaturalism or even as Mythicalism and as Supernaturalism, is a political movement and ideology that advocates mythicals (supernaturals) should participate of politics such as create political parties and even create mythical countries. Mythical politics usually advocates socialism, classical communalism and extraphysicism, and focused on counter speciesism and awtokism. But there is also right-wing mythical politics, that advocates neoliberalism, conservatism, bioconservatism, speciesism denial and awtokism denial.

"Mythical politics are going to be part of the politics of 2020's, since no one has thought on mythical politics before 2020's."

"Mythical politics shows that even supernatural and mythical beings can be subdivided into left-wing and right-wing."

by Full Monteirism January 2, 2021

messiah politicians

A term used to describe grandiose politicians who consider themselves saviors and expect all of their constituents to kneel at the altars of their perversely pious and pseudo-religious claptrap that is clearly designed to keep their authoritarian leadership dreams intact and growing.

Well let’s see, “Who exactly are the messiah politicians?” you may ask as you can’t help but immediately visualize the barely controlled explosive rage on the ruddy faces of Rick and Donald!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2023

ap comparative government and politics

"Use the comparative method to analyze and assess the diversity of political life, institutional alternatives, differences in processes and policy outcomes, and the impact of global political and economic changes." -From the college Board

compare the different forms of government in ap comparative government and politics

by RedUrbanGuy October 21, 2017

Newton's 5th law of political dynamics

The more a politician says he stands for family values, the more likely he is to cheat on his wife.

That Congressman is screaming he stands for family values. Yeah, he's following Newton's 5th law of political dynamics and must be banging his assistant

by Endsurg May 25, 2010

Politics

Bullshit that keeps everyone from the truth.

Look at all of this violence in the world; it is due to politics.

by TruthHurts187 March 30, 2013