plastic fap

the act of masturbating with plastic wrap because you cant afford a condom.

Bro i just used the plastic fap technique and it was amazing.

by Bubblevevo July 8, 2017

plastic orenthal

A fake depiction of Orenthal that people put on their lawns to keep real Orenthals (criminals) away.

"I saw a man creep into my yard last night put as soon as he saw the plastic Orenthal he took off."

by j.r. MAFIA!!! July 3, 2008

Plastic Cup

Plastic Cup: A cup made of plastic. It holds water and other beverages and items. It can be very harmful to the environment.

Plastic cups ruin the environment. They get thrown on the ground instead of trashcans. Don't waste plastic. Put it in the recycle bin. If you see plastic cups on the floor, go and put it in the nearest trashcan.

You will be saving our world by throwing away plastic cups.

Use reusable cups instead.

Person 1: Look at that plastic cup on the floor.
Person 2: Well it's not mine, I'm not picking it up.
Person 1: Never speak to me again.
*Person 1 picks up the plastic cup and throws it into a trashcan*
Person 1: You are a piece of garbage.
*Person 1 walks away*
Person 2: Oh, I just realized, I should pick up plastic and throw it away. It's good for the world.

by ifiwasasodaiwouldbelikedirt November 23, 2020

plastic and cans

awesome, sweet, radical, far out, out of this world, da bomb,

Bro, this party is so plastic and cans

by bad bromance May 4, 2010

Plastic paddy

Someone who claims to be Irish, but is only half Irish, and can't be bothered to get Irish citizenship.

Louis: I'm legit a Irishmen now, cos I've got mi a Irish passport.
James: You're not even Irish though, I'm true Irishman with ma ginger pubics.
Louis: James, you don't even have Irish citizenship you plastic paddy.

by Brown Towels June 18, 2021

plastic lines

Something someone says to you, but you could careless about what they say or mean.

Ex:
Hannah: "Chase told me a bunch of plastic lines last night."
Connor: "What did he say?"
Hannah: "He regretted cheating on me".

by ariaj July 23, 2016

plastic donut

Store-bought cake donuts, sometimes chocolate but usually yellow cake coated in chocolate. Their highly-processed nature is evident by taste. These donuts are called plastic due to the hard coating (instead of a traditional frosting) and artificial ingredients.

Can you go to the corner bodega and pick up a box of those Entenmann's plastic donuts?

by adambox February 20, 2010