Half Pipe

A term for a skateboard ramp that looks like a U, named a half-pipe because it is essentially half of a full pipe.

How the fuck is half pipe not defined yet?

by tomtom not johnjohn May 14, 2011

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paint the pipe

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Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

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1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.

Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.

by zingeraddict October 4, 2011

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[pipe slayer]

A.a man or a woman how aggresively attacks the penis causing rug burn or blisters.

B.a tweaker that masturebates for hours on end.

nate "damn my cock hurts so bad i can cant't even touch it to pee"

roy "what did you do to it last night"

nate "linda came over and slayed my pipe"

roy "ouch"

nate "that chick linda is a real pipe slayer"

by bob and timmy July 7, 2008

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