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Zippy the Pinhead 

To paraphrase Robert Crumb, perhaps the only daily comic in America worth taking a'gander at. Common fodder includes the lyrical nature of the English language, the upsetting predeliction towards mindless consumerism rampant throughout Modern America, and gargantuan roadside artifices. Blends postmodern, absurdist, and slyly leftist leanings in a potpourri of at once dry and eclectic humor.
If you can't get it, that's your loss.
"Good Lord Martha! Observe this new strip they're running in the Post!"
"Why, that is merely a microcephalic clown reiterating the quatrosyllabic name of a popular Sears product!"
"This isn't nearly as broad as Blondie! I'm going to go register my disgust with the Editors!"
"And I'll utilize this as an opportunity to nurture my nascent polemicism and cloak-and-shadow narrow-mindedness by intoning my ill-advised position on the Intra-Net, Dad!"
"Good thinking, my boy. Cripes, you can even blame the whole mess on Acid if you feels like it!"
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pinch and run 

The art of taking a dump in someone's toilet and leaving it in the bowl for the next unsuspecting visitor. A pinch an run is usually either an act of revenge or an opportunity to show off a masterpiece you left against the porcelain canvas.
Grant was so proud of his unbroken 14" turd that he pulled a pinch and run for his roommates to enjoy later.
pinch and run by Pantless Wonder October 22, 2008

Pinch A Grumpy 

PINCH A GRUMPY - Pinching A Grumpy is another way to explain going to the bathroom. Or a simplier term, Taking a crap or going poop.

PAG is the acronym.

PAG = Pinch A Grumpy
PAGing = Pinching a Grumpy
Instead of an apple a day keeps the doctor away, everyone should Pinch A Grumpy.

That dog takes forever to pick a spot and PAG.
Pinch A Grumpy by emmyfrompogo November 23, 2010

Pinchy Mormon

A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that enjoys the occasional cup of whole milk.
"What is that? Whole Milk? Jonathan Babin, you are such a Pinchy Mormon."
Pinchy Mormon by Garfunkel64 April 11, 2010

pinchface 

a person whose face is pushed in or looks like he/she is squinting constantly shovelface shovelpugg shovel in the face shovel warrior shovelmug
"Hey, look at that pinchface over there."

"Damn, looks like the Hulk got a hold of his head and squeezed it."
pinchface by PAdeutsch February 22, 2011
(pished)

noun

1. when a Minnesotan redneck is very annoyed or angry
"The Denali is out of fuel, I'm pisched!"
pisched by Nizzard Lizzarf February 21, 2014

pinheading 

Giving head to a micro-penis.
Steve ' s penis was so small I didn't think he would get any action, but Sally is totally into pinheading.
pinheading by wolfpearl May 27, 2016