pigeon herpes

a great way to change subjects
and
a phrase used to keep people from chasing birds

if a guy try's to sop you to ask a question simply say :
"if pigeons carry disease do you think they got something like the pigeon herp?"
he will probably leave you alone due to your stupidity

ALSO:
dont chase that bird you'll get "pigeon herpes"

by jazzyishhh January 2, 2011

pigeoned

A sex position where you go outside and one partner lies near a light post, and the other climbs it. Once the partner climbing has reached the top of the light post. They carefully squat,and let out a huge load of shit. It is supposed to hit your partner square in the face. *careful while doing this because this is infact one of the most dangerous sex positions in the world*

Jack: hey did you here what happened to Ben

Kenya: no what happened
Jack: he pigeoned Lisa in HR and now he's being questioned by the supervisor
Kenya: what a daredevil. I want to be pigeoned by him.

by Jackson jacksoff May 14, 2015

Pigeon Basher

A person who walks the streets of Chicago wielding a baseball bat and crushing pigeons out of the air as they flee in fear. Often confused with "pigeon putters" who are often seen following closely behind pigeon bashers and hitting the stupid fucking pigeons' severed heads down the street with a golf club.

Man, I wish the city would hire some more pigeon bashers to sweep the streets clean of these flying rats.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

pigeon

a type of person in a group who adds nothing to the dynamic, but has a generally negative more than positive effect

I swear Lauren is such a fucking pigeon.

by writer 1999 March 10, 2016

pigeon fest

A 5-hour live stream in which Dan and Phil streamed fucking pigeons on April fools day

Phil: Lets pigeon fest!
Dan: Let's not

by FIGHTMEHOES May 25, 2018

pigeon

you know how when u give one pigeon something, all the other pigeons come expecting some for each of them?

friend: yo lemme get some of that

me: sure but i don't have that much
friend 2: yo lemme get some too
friend 3: yeooo me too
me: god damn y'all some pigeons

by yyyessir October 19, 2019

pigeon

a person with tiny ears like harry sb and who is fat. Eats of the floor

A pigeon has small ears

by A living human? March 16, 2020