A never ending debate/fight both on the internet and in real life between 2 sports: airsoft and paintball
Even thought there hasn't been any known physical fights between airsofters and paintballers the two sides are very hostile and hate each other
Paintballers say airsoft isn't even a sport because it isn't even competitive and that airsoft guns are too weak to make a bruise unlike paintball guns
Airsofters say that paintball guns don't even look real and look just like fake toys and that airsoft ammo is way cheaper and airsoft guns don't need gay C02 cartridges to work.
Even thought there hasn't been any known physical fights between airsofters and paintballers the two sides are very hostile and hate each other
Paintballers say airsoft isn't even a sport because it isn't even competitive and that airsoft guns are too weak to make a bruise unlike paintball guns
Airsofters say that paintball guns don't even look real and look just like fake toys and that airsoft ammo is way cheaper and airsoft guns don't need gay C02 cartridges to work.
Airsofter: Gayball ammo is so stupid that you can't even get 300 gayballs for 5 bucks
Paintballer: Oh yea? Gaysoft guns are so weak that their bbs can't even fly 5 feet
Airsofter: Sure they can't, let me shoot you with my airsoft sniper from 5 feet and see how how deep the bb goes into your skin
Neutral Person: WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT THE SHIT UP!!!????
THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESN'T GAVE A FUCK ABOUT AIRSOFT VS PAINTBALL!!!!!
Paintballer: Oh yea? Gaysoft guns are so weak that their bbs can't even fly 5 feet
Airsofter: Sure they can't, let me shoot you with my airsoft sniper from 5 feet and see how how deep the bb goes into your skin
Neutral Person: WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT THE SHIT UP!!!????
THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESN'T GAVE A FUCK ABOUT AIRSOFT VS PAINTBALL!!!!!
by Evike August 4, 2011
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Can also be used with any state or town!
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Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!
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1. eatin' some nasty ass bag fries out of the garbage
2. sleeping on a bench and using his own shoe as a pillow
3. reusing scotch tape and Q-tips
4. stealing money for bread and milk to feed himself and his family.
synonyms include the following:
1. "poor"
1. eatin' some nasty ass bag fries out of the garbage
2. sleeping on a bench and using his own shoe as a pillow
3. reusing scotch tape and Q-tips
4. stealing money for bread and milk to feed himself and his family.
synonyms include the following:
1. "poor"
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Get the paint room mug.close your eyes;think of the worst possible thing in your head right now; open them;... and that.. is a phantamoon
Jenn, Amanda , Nikki, and Brianna's phantamoon is a large bone structure on a wide eyed freshmen named Angel
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Usually used in a humorous or mocking manner.
Usually used in a humorous or mocking manner.
I paintshopped a picture of a guy on his deck with 800 bikes in his yard to better capture the sheer absurdity.
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