Pepperoni's Disease

The unfortunate souls who are diagnosed with this disease are commonly referred to as captain hook.

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Girl 1: I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time and his penis curled backwards.

Girl 2: Oh yeah, he must've had pepperoni's disease

by Captain Hook 2006 December 19, 2022

Pepperphilia

To have intercourse with a pepper

Yeah I guess Rick was into having sex with some kind of vegetable, he said he wanted to spice things up, heard its called pepperphilia.

by Wadsley January 30, 2023

Pepperoniption

A coniption about having sliced pepperoni-like nipples.

It was getting hot 'n heavy but I was having a pepperoniption about getting the girls out.

by Embee87 May 2, 2023

Pepperazzi

To pepper or spray your seamen unto a large group of paparazzi, the press or news reporters in a very confident manner. Victims are almost always from Fox News or a News Max affiliate as this is a very common celebratory action of an orange pumpkin man that conservatives pray to.

The fat pumpkin man pepperazzied his fans with a smile while chanting " let's make merca great again! yehaw!" And "your welcome"

by The Filthy Animal June 5, 2023

Pepperoni Ass

When a person has a bountiful amount of acne on their butt, like a pepperoni pizza pie

I can’t hit you doggy style anymore because I can’t stand to look at your pepperoni ass.

by annhud November 16, 2023

Pepperoni Plower Trap

Unique chess middle game technique which requires advanced positional mobility and illustrious Garlic knot tactical knowledge. This move is also know as the Garlic Knot Kiddie Counter Gambit: Scrabungus Variation.

"I slammed Cagnus Marlson using the Pepperoni Plower Trap Yesterday."

"Revy Lozmen destroyed me in chess yesterday using the Garlic Knot Kiddie Counter Gambit: Scrabungus Variation."

by Lylian 69420 March 14, 2024

Pepperoni Switch and Slide

while having sex, you try and cut off your partners nipple and then glue or stitch it to their elbow

"Hey man, I got roofied last night and woke up with a pepperoni switch and slide

by Ramenboi21 March 27, 2024