The first friend puts a red, white, and blue ASTRO pop up their ass and stands at attention while being fed an ice cream sandwich by the second friend who is singing the national anthem. A third, and luckiest friend, lays underneath the two of them trying to catch all of the red, white, and blue drippings.
by Murphington July 7, 2023
Get the The Patriotmug. Anyone who is against things like Equal Employment Opportunities, or "DEI," but then thanks disabled veterans "for their service."
by GhostBear614 March 3, 2025
Get the Lipservice Patriotmug. The Patriots always attract the worst fans
Pats Fan: Tom Brady? Oh yessssss *gets off*
Eagles Fan: *Stares with deep sympathy* Wow, what a clown
Pats Fan: Tom Brady? Oh yessssss *gets off*
Eagles Fan: *Stares with deep sympathy* Wow, what a clown
by KayMF!! June 18, 2020
Get the The Patriotsmug. by YaDonSon December 4, 2021
Get the patriotic freezemug. to gain the loyalty of those with feeble minds or paranoid imaginations - usually prone to unintelligible conspiracy theories involving government leaders - inspiring faulty patriotic speech, writings and actions with the potential for treason or terror
Wow, Trump really did patriotize his base. I don’t know if I feel bad for them as much as I am afraid for our country.
by CSteven May 20, 2021
Get the patriotizemug. An Australian patriot is a lady that Nick thinks is super cute but since he sucks at starting conversations he put all this effort in to make an account and definition that you would hopefully find amusing.
As shown above, this took commitment, now I'd like you to show some commitment and give Nick your number 😘
As shown above, this took commitment, now I'd like you to show some commitment and give Nick your number 😘
by EddieMaherbo January 25, 2021
Get the Australia Day Patriotmug. by Pauley Revere October 14, 2020
Get the The Patriotmug.