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The Patriot

The first friend puts a red, white, and blue ASTRO pop up their ass and stands at attention while being fed an ice cream sandwich by the second friend who is singing the national anthem. A third, and luckiest friend, lays underneath the two of them trying to catch all of the red, white, and blue drippings.
Those fireworks make me full of pride and hungry. You guys want to perform The Patriot with me?
by Murphington July 7, 2023
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Lipservice Patriot

Anyone who is against things like Equal Employment Opportunities, or "DEI," but then thanks disabled veterans "for their service."
"I used to be a Conservative, until I realized modern Republicans are just lipservice patriots."
by GhostBear614 March 3, 2025
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The Patriots

A sad excuse for a football team, that gets off to Tom Brady.
The Patriots always attract the worst fans

Pats Fan: Tom Brady? Oh yessssss *gets off*
Eagles Fan: *Stares with deep sympathy* Wow, what a clown
by KayMF!! June 18, 2020
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patriotic freeze

Having intercourse with a girl using a Bomb Pop popsicle.
I was at the lake with her during the 4th of July and gave that freak a Patriotic Freeze.
by YaDonSon December 4, 2021
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patriotize

to gain the loyalty of those with feeble minds or paranoid imaginations - usually prone to unintelligible conspiracy theories involving government leaders - inspiring faulty patriotic speech, writings and actions with the potential for treason or terror
Wow, Trump really did patriotize his base. I don’t know if I feel bad for them as much as I am afraid for our country.
by CSteven May 20, 2021
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Australia Day Patriot

An Australian patriot is a lady that Nick thinks is super cute but since he sucks at starting conversations he put all this effort in to make an account and definition that you would hopefully find amusing.

As shown above, this took commitment, now I'd like you to show some commitment and give Nick your number 😘
Australia Day Patriots in 2021 are helping a young man try to find love in this big wide world
by EddieMaherbo January 25, 2021
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The Patriot

Wiping your ass while still wearing your pants.
That guy just pulled the patriot and wiped his ass while still wearing his pants
by Pauley Revere October 14, 2020
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