marijuana jesus

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.

marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed

by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016

marijuana day

4/20- everyone gets high

stonner: happy marijuana day hoes.
non stonner: what the fuck is that.

by brim0217 April 20, 2017

marijuana monkey

The Ilminster urban legend. Known for her obsession with weed.

Example: "hey, I saw that marijuana monkey around town again today"

Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"

by Violet vengeance August 23, 2017

Marijuana

A harmless drug that doesn't damage you.Let's make it legal so everyone can enjoy it.

Marijuana is the greatest thing of nature.

by fudhblaster December 18, 2017

marijuana og

Marijuana OG means... Marijuana "outdoor grown".

Marijuana named any name "Marijuana OG" , "OG" means outdoor grown.

by Hazy82 May 23, 2018

Marijuana

That dank shit your parents smoke when youre at school. The thing that makes the world a better place

parent 1: Hey babe pass me that joint
Parent 2: Sure honey
Parent 1: (lights up joint) oh shit jimmys home toss the weed

parent 2: that joint was 20$ !
Parent 1: shit your right, just put it out and save it till that lil shithead son of ours goes to bed

Marijuana is made of a green plant that tastes great smells grest and feels great

by BootyEater69696969 March 31, 2018

Marijuana Roll

When you use chop sticks to hold a freshly rolled joint to smoke, much like one were to eat sushi.

My Japanese friend and I were smoking a joint around the table, then he picked it up with some chop sticks and says “check it out it’s a marijuana roll”

by Jarrod Rosssssssssss July 15, 2018