Planting a Few Trees

Anal Sex

I pulled my ass cheek this weekend planting a few trees.

by Betterthanyouwusses April 13, 2011

Painting her white

When you ejaculate on a female, "painting her white".

Dude 1: What did you do to Girl 1 last night?

Dude 2: I was painting her white.

Dude 1: Nice!

by SneakyFuckinBeaky May 1, 2016

Planting

The action of putting any sort of plant seeds inside a woman’s vagina before, during, or after sex and letting them grow inside of her until she has a plant coming out of her pussy.

Me and my girlfriend tried planting and in 9 months we should have a sunflower.

by Ur Local Farmer June 1, 2020

Couch Patting

Couch Patting is when you are so munged out at a gig you pat the couch to get a girl to sit next you rather than string up a conversation. This Couch Patting has been coined by a young man named Arnold. He has perfected this couch patting in such way it has allowed him to spend an entire weekend with the coolest chicks around and has provided him with friend recommendations in Sydney.

Let's go to the Techno for some Couch Patting tonight!

I hope I get Couch Patted tonight!

by Nita81 October 17, 2011

Partington

A tall ginger man who follows children with pedophillic tendencies.

'A Partington's chasing me!'
'Shit, run for your lives'

by Madgermanbirds September 24, 2011

Tooth pasting

Grinding some hard dick.

Sierra was tooth pasting that guy raw.

by Boston Polito November 1, 2009

Finger Painting

Finger painting in the gay community is when you finger your partner's asshole, then use the excrement on your finger to paint a picture on your partner's body.

Joseph did a finger painting on me last night. It was truly a work of art.

by PyroPeephole December 12, 2010