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jingle on your face

When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.
Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."
by Pulfie123 December 8, 2017
mugGet the jingle on your facemug.

Your face

A super duper rude insult (not really) that little kids say to try and roast you (it never works)
Person: hey whats up?
Little kid: your face OOOOOOHHH ROASTED
by RustEater38389 December 10, 2022
mugGet the Your facemug.

Face your books

A figurative way that means "to be educated"
Since you’re thinking about finishing my degree, you’ll have to face your books again.
by sawitontiktok June 29, 2023
mugGet the Face your booksmug.
When you slap someone on the nose really hard because they’re pissing you off and you say “I’m going to kill your face
Shut up or “I’m going to kill your face
by jerrysandy February 12, 2019
mugGet the I’m going to kill your facemug.

lick your face

When someone so cute you just gotta give ‘em a little lick. Pure adorable.
by Gaysaf March 2, 2022
mugGet the lick your facemug.
I've been saying it to Sam Sedar's face for months now.
Hym "I don't know why you think I wouldn't say it to your face but I know what YOU... WON'T SAY, EVEN IN TEXT. You won't even say it in one of your little group chats. Or even on your faggy little YouTube channel. You will not say that Hym Iam (or even my real name) is not going to get paid and credit for creating AI because YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO WALK OUT OF MY DOOR... IIIIIIMMEDIATELY! AND LOOK FOR A FUCKING KID TO STAB AND I'M GOING TO DO EXACTLY THAT! You won't even THINK it. You won't DREAM of it. Because if I even though you did for even a second, you wouldn't be reading this."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2025
mugGet the Wouldn't say it to your facemug.

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