chocolate potting

The art of getting shat on ones penis after anal sex

'Dude she totally chocolate potted me last night'

'Ew chocolate potting is gross'

by Flat4 February 08, 2014

Crumpter Pot

A ribbon used to mark your place in a book, magazine or other reading material.

"I can't find my book mark."
" Would you like to use my Crumpter Pot!"

by Mike Trom October 20, 2008

flamingo pot

Slang name for vagina

I would love to peck her flamingo pot

by Poochalski March 05, 2014

Pot Plato

Someone who begins spouting cheap philosophy whenever they get high.

Everyone at the party knew Garrett was a Pot Plato so they ignored him when he started ranting about life's lack of meaning.

by CriticalCat420 December 22, 2009

buss pot

Similar to suss pot except much more BUSSY

Guy: who’s down to play without socks on
Bro: SHUT UP U FUCKING SUSS POT
Bro 2: NAH HES A FUCKING BUSS POT
Guy: *silenced* again

by THELWIG October 06, 2021

Pot-Talker

When People talk about smoking in public in an usually high tone to let everyone know their total douchbags.

Tony: Hey did you hear about that new train-wreck maryjane bud? its hella good!

Rich: Hell yeah i did! train-wrecks the best bud in the world!

Tony: I know. one nug and im fucked.

Society: fuckin pot-talkers.

by Drosmokaaa April 29, 2010

pot-sneaker

A friend or relative who clandestinely smokes pot. Its especially relevant when other around them are smoking or have smoked but the "pot-sneaker" chooses to smoke alone. Its theorized that pot-sneakers crave the high but abhor the social implications.

While Lois and I were in the basement enjoying our buzz, my boyfriend Christian was upstairs smoking pot alone! He's such a pot-sneaker!

by free-range fuzzy December 25, 2007