myspace legs

usually demonstrated on someone's myspace pictures, but can be displayed in real life. the knees point inwards, as do the feet and can be found on most girls aged between 15-17's myspace pictures. can cause difficulty in activities such as swimming, athletics and being socially acceptable.
"did you see her new myspace picture?"
"yeah she's got a bad case of myspace legs!"
by jenniferjenniferjennifer July 30, 2006
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leg tits

Two large pouches of flesh which, in the morbidly obese, hang over from the lower abdomen covering the thighs. The presence of leg tits causes the appearance of an extra set of lower breasts, which protrude from around the lap area. Makes to leg tit-ee walk with a saunter.
Whoa, look at the leg tits on that woman!
by hesher3557 August 13, 2006
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Pedophile Legs

When you have hairy legs from the knee down, but don’t grow any hair on your thighs.
Thank god I only have to shave from the knee down, because I have pedophile legs
by Hollyfcknrae December 11, 2018
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hammer legs

A sudden, painful cramp, often in the legs.
I got a bad case of hammer legs!
by Word Madman March 28, 2019
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Hobbit Legs

Hobbit legs is a definition of someone who has a normal sized to large body but posses short dumpy child-like legs. Putting their office chair almost on ground level.
Look at Justin sitting on his milk crate height office chair. He really has hobbit legs. If he raised his chair his feet wouldn't touch the ground.
by Chester LaRue August 10, 2016
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Patrick's leg

An oddly shaped penis, that looks or appears like Patrick Star's leg from the hit kids show, Spongebob Squarepants. The genitalia itself is often short in length.
by Wimetime December 14, 2016
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Astronaut leg

When you get so baked that your legs won't move. They feel like an astronaut's leg.
"Can you make me a cup of tea?"
"No, I have really bad astronaut leg."
by monkeynuts94 April 01, 2015
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