Crush burger

Forcing sex on a man smaller than yourself.

Being the largest inmate Ben had his pick of the prisoners when he wanted to crush burger.

by azz044 February 8, 2010

Burger Doodle

Generic term for any franchise fast-food hellhole. Suck.com used to use it in its articles before they died

Screw it, lets just go get some crap from Burger Doodle...

by jake5443 November 4, 2004

Lan-Burger

1. A burger consisting of lettuce, ketchup/mayo, some pickles and a barbecued penis.

2. An offensive term used by some people, essentially calling someone a 'penis-burger'.

1. "Hello, Punjab take-away, can I take your order?"
"Yes, I'd like a lan-burger, mild sauce, with fries. Oh and a coke. Thanks"

2. "I know Nabeel Choudry is such a lan-burger"
"You fucking lan-burger"

by Mo19oM May 1, 2009

burger fucker

A person that is sexually attracted to burgers.

Anyone that goes to McDonald’s more than two times a week is definitely a burger fucker.

by ThePolishHammer February 3, 2018

Fur burger

A female homosapians genitalia

I can't wait to eat more of your fur burger!

by Fur burger May 21, 2015

Dick Burger

A stupid, lazy, asshole that complains about stupid shit. Gives false information. And constantly pronounces words wrong.

For fuck sake, Ken. Will you please stop being a Dick Burger.

by KerrJody November 7, 2019

Buncombe Burger

A delicacy in many western North Carolina schools. The dish consists of a room temperature slab of dry ground beef, a slice of unmelted American cheese, all stuffed between two fine cuts of crumbly whole wheat bread.

Mom: Hey honey, I’m sorry I forgot to pack your lunch today.

Me: It’s okay mom! I had a Buncombe burger! My friend even gave me his too after he took a bite and threw up in his mouth a little.

by RickyRockhard May 19, 2022