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the granny stain

The act of the granny stain involves a well matured female wearing adult diapers. Before sexual activity takes plac, the gilf unleashes a slick wet shit in the diaper. The male then removes the diaper and places it on the grannies chest at which point he mounts the grandmother in the missionary position and proceeds to smear the poo all over grannies chest with his chest.
Your grandmother is still recovering from the granny stain I gave her last night.
by cubanbutthorn September 4, 2011
mugGet the the granny stainmug.

Granny Flat

One that lacks the mental capability of being normal (aka. Idiot)
You granny flat! Why would you do that!
by #SpeedyGonzales June 17, 2017
mugGet the Granny Flatmug.

granny

a lady married to gramps its a rumor the bitch used to work with her
"u guys are brats"
by helly September 30, 2002
mugGet the grannymug.

granny tuesday

a person of old descent, or used as an insult to say that person is a grandma.
by mcliljohn November 30, 2006
mugGet the granny tuesdaymug.

your granny tranny

The most devastating insult known to mankind. Easily repels all insults, including "your mom gay" and "your dad lesbian" and will absolutely decimate your opponent's pride as well as their will to live. Due to its destructive nature, it should only be used in grave situations.
Bob: Your mom gay!
Jim: Your dad lesbian!
Bob: You leave me no choice, Jim
Jim: No! Don't do it!
Bob: your granny tranny
*Jim collapses from cardiac arrest*
by <**> March 16, 2018
mugGet the your granny trannymug.

Ur Granny Tranny

The only insult worse than "ur dad lesbian" and "ur mum gay". There is no coming back from this insult.
Mark: Ur mom gay
Charlie: No u
Mark: Ur dad lesbian
Charlie: Ur Granny Tranny
Mark: dies instantly - goes to hell
by chwbaccapubes69 March 11, 2018
mugGet the Ur Granny Trannymug.

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