Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
Get the Todd Howard's boys large leather jacketsmug. 100% guarantee to have a massive forehead and a receding hairline at the age of 12, he is quite smart but has 0 chat and only shoots 2's. All his ex's are Indian and he loves a bit of spice. He acts like he's the bollocks but is a big pussy, he needs to grow up, tell him to stop chatting to munters.
by geeza1291 January 12, 2023
Get the Max Toddmug. normally fat and chunk, also has a tiny penis and likes Toms dick in his mouth.
Normally has dyslexia aswell
Normally has dyslexia aswell
by nibbersingh November 24, 2021
Get the toddmug. by Norfolk cry baby June 23, 2016
Get the todd brownmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
Get the Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's successor For L-Popmug. Omg. where do I start. Todd is an amazing friend. Todd is friends with practically everyone. He is so welcoming and inclusive. He is so there for u 24/7 and u can count on him always. he’s that one friend who makes u laugh when u think u will never smile again. His laugh is contagious and he is just so funny. His truths and dares are weird and crazy but soooo funny. If you find someone like todd friend them and you will never be mad at them. xx
by phanimalX September 3, 2019
Get the Toddmug. Fat black male with a kid hair cut usually found in drive thru windows late at night supersizing the menu. Known to anger women he approaches because of his smell. Knocks over most thing in store with stomach fat.
You see that Todd in the drive thru and raisin canes.
A Todd knocked it over and proceeded to leave the store.
A todd tried to holler at me today I told him to leave.
A Todd knocked it over and proceeded to leave the store.
A todd tried to holler at me today I told him to leave.
by Texas hammer September 23, 2022
Get the Toddmug.