Dave Stanger

The famed friend of the inventor of the Urban Dictionary, Dave Stanger has sense been humbled. Teaching middle school math and science Dave is described to very likable, and have a cult like following.

Dave Stanger decided against giving us homework because of how cool he is.

by Earth First! September 8, 2022

dave segen

A miserable bloke that just wants to be #1 at anything and have a beautiful smart wife and die before her surrounded by an even more beautiful family.

Dave Segen, you're not so bad.

by Sagoon December 16, 2017

Captain Dave

When you burn a fetus and have sex with it and then you eat the pregnant chicks asshole until blood shows in her feces

Id love to captain Dave Mary so bad

by Testeater May 23, 2018

Airport Dave

An increased rate of movement paired with a confrontational manner and easily irritated

Airport Dave got mad at the waitress, so don’t push his buttons Anna.

by Cocosbro February 5, 2020

Dave Seville

1) The human main character of the Alvin and The Chipmunks series.
2) (Verb) To forget something essential (See Pull a Dave Seville)

Dave Seville is the proud owner of three singing chipmunks named Alvin, Simon and Theodore.

by meluvcheese22 March 31, 2017

Dave Chappelle

He's funny, but people repeat stuff like "I'm Rick James bitch" and "WHAT? OK! YEAH!" way too fucking much.

Asshole #1: I'm Rick James bitch!
Asshole #2: WHAT?! OK!
Asshole #1 and #2: LOL wanna have butt sex?

by Peter G October 10, 2004

dave chappelle

A lesser known comedian until the breakout of his new show. Seriously, I knew Chappelle was funny even before that.

Go rent the movie Screwed to see Chappelle way before he got a show.

by Mr. Nice Guy May 13, 2005