when you use the argument that the condom doesnt fit,so you can get a raw fuck,always leave the condom by the bed
bob took a viagra and told sally the condom didnt fit,a classic o j simpson defence to where he didnt have to wear a condom
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A term that defines anglo-saxon australian-born people, ojjies have a passion for drinking beer and smoking cigarettes and "pulling billies" and are very racist in attitude towards those from ethnic backgrounds, aussies are inconsiderate loudmouthed yobbos that shouldn't have a say in anything because half the time they open their mouths, they're either drunk as anything or just say something plain stupid, also an important note i must add, "ojjies" have very low vocabularies and often repeat the same words over and over because they cannot think of anything else to say, well anything that makes sense
Bob: "How ya going mate?"
Dean: "Yeah champ, good mate no worries"
Bob: "No worries mate"
Dean: "No worries champ, yep"
Bob: "Hear about them "wogs" calling us ojjies??"
Dean: "Yeah fucken dirty wogs mate, she'll be right, no worries"
Dean: "Yeah champ, good mate no worries"
Bob: "No worries mate"
Dean: "No worries champ, yep"
Bob: "Hear about them "wogs" calling us ojjies??"
Dean: "Yeah fucken dirty wogs mate, she'll be right, no worries"
by lopezsiempre January 8, 2007
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It is an incredibly offensive term to me, as an OCD sufferer. For years I've been horrified to eat in public, for fear of poisoned food. I can't go near bodily fluids without gagging. I'm scared shitless to go near knives, for fear of killing a loved one, or hurting myself. I can't go near roads without worrying about getting run over. If I hear a loud noise or people screaming I worrying if someone is getting murdered. When people talk I am in a constant state of worry that they are discussing me. I have a hyperscrupulous conscience. My mind is filled with the most fucking disturbing abominations in existence. I can't even post the stuff that runs through my head, spontaneously generated. It's that bad. It's destroyed my life and crippled me. The compulsions are also hell. I look like a fucking freak. I have to snap my head, make bizarre animal sounds, move in repetitive patterns, count, count, and count, it fucking sucks. There is even more I have to deal with OCD-wise besides what I posted. Thank God, though, I have my friends, who care about me and help me. Thank God.
It is an incredibly offensive term to me, as an OCD sufferer. For years I've been horrified to eat in public, for fear of poisoned food. I can't go near bodily fluids without gagging. I'm scared shitless to go near knives, for fear of killing a loved one, or hurting myself. I can't go near roads without worrying about getting run over. If I hear a loud noise or people screaming I worrying if someone is getting murdered. When people talk I am in a constant state of worry that they are discussing me. I have a hyperscrupulous conscience. My mind is filled with the most fucking disturbing abominations in existence. I can't even post the stuff that runs through my head, spontaneously generated. It's that bad. It's destroyed my life and crippled me. The compulsions are also hell. I look like a fucking freak. I have to snap my head, make bizarre animal sounds, move in repetitive patterns, count, count, and count, it fucking sucks. There is even more I have to deal with OCD-wise besides what I posted. Thank God, though, I have my friends, who care about me and help me. Thank God.
Stupid 12 Year Old Girl: OMJ I LuV dA JONAS bROthERs tEH aRe sO SexXy I haVE OJD!!!
Me: Shut up. You haven't been permanently disturbed and crippled because of the HORRIFIC psychological condition of OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER. Fuck the Jonas Brothers anyway, listen to some actual music like Necrophagist or Virgin Black. They have more talent in the tips of their pinkies then every Jonas brother combined.
Stupid 12 Year Old Girl: *random sputtering/screaming/maybe crying*
Me: O_o *walks away, snapping head, blinking eyes, and making cat sounds and counting telephone poles to protect my friends from almost certain death*
Me: Shut up. You haven't been permanently disturbed and crippled because of the HORRIFIC psychological condition of OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER. Fuck the Jonas Brothers anyway, listen to some actual music like Necrophagist or Virgin Black. They have more talent in the tips of their pinkies then every Jonas brother combined.
Stupid 12 Year Old Girl: *random sputtering/screaming/maybe crying*
Me: O_o *walks away, snapping head, blinking eyes, and making cat sounds and counting telephone poles to protect my friends from almost certain death*
by DeathMetalandOCD June 1, 2009
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by ScumofEarth=DefenseContractor August 8, 2009
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