kumquat nightmare

Absolute madness. The peak of it.

e.g.
'Everything happened in 2020. It was a kumquat nightmare!'
'He's out of control. He wore Hello Kitty crocks to his grandad's funeral. He's a real kumquat nightmare.'
'Don't hire her. At her last job, she tried to climb a wall using only her lips. She's a kumquat nightmare.'

by iseesounds February 27, 2021

pleasant nightmares

A different way of saying sweet dreams

As the customers walked out the cook always days Pleasant Nightmares

by DemonsGuardian May 23, 2021

Catapult Nightmare

A rare phenomenon where a person uncontrollably bolts upright in bed and screams at the top of their lungs during the climax of a horrible nightmare. The nightmare in question almost, if not always involves the dreamer in a scary situation where they are about to be killed while also being completely helpless to stop it. But just when the unfortunate dreamer is killed/is about to be killed, the phenomenon occurs. Bonus points if it's a lucid dream.

In one episode of The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon experiences a catapult nightmare when he has a vivid dream where Santa Claus appears in his living room and is about to kill him with a giant cannon as revenge for a ridiculous comment he made in a roleplay earlier that day that involved giving Santa a very hard kick in his "Bowl full of jelly" and feeding him to ogres.

As soon as Santa lights the fuse on the cannon, Sheldon wakes up and immediately positions himself upright while screaming for Leonard, and the episode ends.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 24, 2021

Samoan nightmare

A sexual act where two males helicopter there penises whilst a third male masturbates in the corner. This usually takes place in a dimly lit room and the males participating commonly where tribal makeup.

Do you wanna come over to mine tonight and preform the samoan nightmare?

by Edwoodyjon May 17, 2022

Propane Nightmares

A song produced by the Drum&Bass band Pendulum

Yooo did you listen to Propane Nightmares? Such a banger!

by NikkiChan_UwU June 9, 2022

Hood nightmare

A undesired situation for a man living in a lower income/less fortunate neighborhood where they are pulled out of there car while sleeping and there car is stolen.

Driz- yo I had a hood nightmare, they pulled me out the scat pack

7g’s- that shi actually happened to my ass back in high school, don’t fall asleep in them jawns

by Jamsheed the rpg god June 16, 2022

The Nightmare Of The Air Balloon

A horror game based on a nightmare about a hot air balloon that is used for eyesight testing ( like the picture bellow ) And btw yes i do know that the plot is really weirdvand to be honest i can't argue w that.

keniN3wbie: The nightmare of the air Balloon is a good game, i played with 20fps but its good, looks like a smoker sees.

by Your bob September 1, 2022