naked spacewalk

When two males in bottomless spacesuits in a dark room simulate the docking of the international space station with their penises.

Guy 1: hey man, did you see that video of the international space station.
Guy 2: no bro, why?
Guy 1: me and Mark reenacted it with the naked spacewalk.

by Valinore December 7, 2017

Naked Status

A classification or status given to friends when you're comfortable enough to be naked around them.

"Can you leave while I change real quick? I'm not on naked status with you just yet."

by Ligeaux April 25, 2014

Naked Nap

The art of cuddling after a hours of fucking with your significant other.
Naked nap doesn't required to be fully naked but it's better that way.... or just underwear
Sleeping isn't a requirement but a bonus.
Naked nap can be side by side or on top or intertwined legs.

Sorry I didn't answer your text for hours... I was in the middle of a naked nap with Dave.

by Alimadicharli April 2, 2022

starch naked

Naked and with a stiffie.

I walked in and saw my grandpa starch naked.

by Hedgehogmama February 23, 2018

naked lap

In any sport or game where someone gets skunked or fails to put up any points on the board, they must take all their clothes off and run a lap around the house naked

Yo Danny got 3 stocked in every match in Super Smash Bros, now he’s gotta take a naked lap around the apartment complex!

Bro you didn’t make a single basket in our 1 on 1 basketball game, get those clothes off and start running your naked lap.

by ChunkyBenis October 6, 2022

Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children

Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce

by Jexma September 14, 2021

Naked martin

Jacob Hambly's dad that he loves dearly

Wo mark did you see naked martin

by Dan hambly November 24, 2020