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MySpaceCadet

noun

A subscriber to MySpace who is addicted to the point of insanity and physical need;

being especially prevalent with bloggers.
The MySpaceCadet's fingers spasmed after having been away from the website for five minutes.
by Vilate May 17, 2006
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myspace lizard

A girl/guy that jumps from myspace to myspace trying to get girls/guys to be there friends
I dont know this Myspace lizard that is trying to add me.
by Mibo September 19, 2006
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myspace sleep

When you are accused of cheating on your spouse late at night or looking for bootycalls at 3am because you fell asleep without logging out of myspace.
Trina: Josh! you jerk, I seen you online at 3am, sent you a message and you didn't even respond!

Josh: Baby, I was myspace sleep

Trina: Liar, its over!
by Flow Joe October 4, 2007
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myspace name

a myspace name is a nickname a person uses as their name on myspace. it often rhymes and is composed of two words the first, being their first name, the second being either their middle name or a noun or adjective or acronym. these two words often start with the same letter.Some people set their second half of their myspace name in brackets. It gives people with boring names a sense of origninality.Its most popular among the scene kids.
"Billy:omg! i saw Stephanie Scenecore at Gone Baby Gone last week!
Sue:Stephanie who?
Billy:Stephanie Scenecore, its her myspace name
Sue: OH YEAH! shes the one that has that contest site!"

other various made up examples:
"Kayla {Kick-Off}"
"Via Ellie Top"
"ValeriexxxVegas"
by TheWalletGirl February 6, 2007
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MySpace Pathetics

Typically the most useless of people in this world. Don't get me wrong, MySpace is the epidemic of all kinds. But due to the fact that it takes over peoples lives is rediculous.

Take example: The MySpace Ho.

-Usually a two-faced-counter-slut who has a thing for talking to random 25 year olds that only want to bang them. Saying things such as "OMG Hottness Alert." When all and all its just a 40 year old guy masterbating to they're default picture. Usually these girls will have about 12,000 friends and only have about 30 comments. Always posting bullitans saying "OMFG New Picture, Comment now or ill kill you."

-The MySpace Pimp.
- Quite frankly, I dont even believe that there is such thing. I think that they are all just lonely men wishing that they would have actually got layed on prom night. They take pictures of models off of "Google Image" and put them as they're default picture, with only about a millimeter of space before you start seeing pubes.
Of course, even if they are telling who they really are, all of they're pictures are with them and they're shirts off just hoping that some random 15 year old "MySpace Ho" will come by and leave a comment, "OMFG, HOTNESS ALERT." Than they meet them in person at some random spot at the mall, they hit it off, and the next week he has an infestation of the pants.
MySpace Pathetics.

MySpace Ho-

*Posts new default picture with only 1 article of clothing on*
"OMG, this is such a bad pic" ---So why are you putting it on there slut.

MySpace Pimp-

*Finds 15 year old MySpace HO, leaves a picture comment*
"Damn gurl, dem' lips be lookin good, but theyd' be betta if they was on ma dick....haha j/p"----No you werent you friggin illiterate bastard.
by OrangeFern December 9, 2008
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myspace pimping

1) (v) - When an individual, usually a loser or a pretty boy who just got dumped, goes on Myspace and looks for girls -- generally in his area -- and proceeds to "mack" on them on their myspace by leaving comments and sometimes perverted messages.

2) When the same individual uses Myspace to meet women in the real world.
1) Stop MySpace pimping, wigga. You ain't gonna get nowhere.

2) How'd he meet that new fat chick of his?

He was MySpace pimping the other day.

Ohhhh.. *barf*
by AC October 29, 2006
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myspwned

When you've been dissed on myspace by a friend.
"That chick was really pissing me off, so I took her off my top 8 and deleted her comments."

"Off your top 8? Man, harsh."

"I know. I just hope she notices she's been myspwned. I think she has, she hasn't called me."
by Jennard September 3, 2008
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