mustard cake

After eating chicken wings and drinking beer, most likely your crap will look like a faint yellow pasty material - this is a mustard cake.

I just dropped some pasty shit after eating chicken wings and drinking beer and my crap looks like a mustard cake.

by zinger084 March 7, 2007

Mustard Nuts

On hot days your ass and nuts start sweating, and some of your butt sauce begins migrating to your nutsack across your taint, causing irritation and general discomfort

I had serious mustard nuts yesterday while mowing the lawn.

by MonkeyMan1140 May 3, 2009

Mustard dispenser

A sex act in which a man has reverse cowgirl anal sex with a pregnant woman and in the middle of sex punches her in the stomach so hard she aborts the fetus then and there and drips said fetus onto the mans genitals.

Sally: Speaking of clinics I need to go to there and see if I'm charring, unless of course you wanna do the mustard dispenser ;)

Linus: What the fuck is the mustard dispenser...

by ojo_tango July 15, 2021

Lung Mustard

The yellow sac pustules that you cough up and whe you squeeze them they pop open and emit a horrible smell

Alan coughed up a Lung Mustard and he poped it in my face. The smell just about made me throw up

by steve April 29, 2003

Buying the mustard

After giving someone a blowjob, the 'blower' swallows the 'blowee's' love juice.

"Geez Bob, have you been drinking pineapple juice? I had no issues buying the mustard tonight!"

by Kraner October 27, 2005

French mustard

Term to describe when a girl has a noticeable amount of facial hair. It comes from when a person has mustard, ketchup etc. on their face from eating food, and also french girls, since they sometimes do not shave.

So French Mustard is a combination of the two.

Friend 1: Hey how did that blind date go??
Friend 2: Oh, well, she had a nice body and all, shes actually nice, but i noticed some French Mustard.
Friend 1: Ohhh, thats a boner killer. well, she can always shave it off.
Friend 2:True she could shave, but how do i tell her to without being an ass?
Friend 1: I guess you cant, you will just have to deal with the French Mustard.

by Calvin Riley July 23, 2007

mustard plug

when a man fucks a women with a yeast infection, and then sticks his meat in her ass...and then it burns

johnny gave that nasty ho with a yeast infection a mustard plug

by dominick July 2, 2008