Definitions by MonkeyMan1140

Mustard Nuts 

On hot days your ass and nuts start sweating, and some of your butt sauce begins migrating to your nutsack across your taint, causing irritation and general discomfort

I had serious mustard nuts yesterday while mowing the lawn.

Mustard Nuts by MonkeyMan1140 May 3, 2009

FDIC Friday

A day celebrated in financial circles every week because of the FDIC's propensity to shut down and take over troubled banks on a friday so as to minimize the impact on the stock market.

"Happy FDIC Friday everybody! 2 more banks gone today!"

FDIC Friday by MonkeyMan1140 December 19, 2008