Skip to main content

Wrinkle Muffin

A very Wrinkly Vagina. often in the shape of a muffin, It is unusual that girls get this. but if you fuck Justin Bieber there's a Huge Possibility that you will get one :D. or it will sometimes occur if you apply an extreme amount of Cinnamon Bun mixture to it.
Girl : Dude My Vagina looks all weird and WRINKLY D:

GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.
by MrFuneralFog February 26, 2011
mugGet the Wrinkle Muffin mug.

sniffing muffins

Very gay. Meaning a man who enjoys the company of other men!!!
Bro u see how tight his pants is.
Yeah man he sniffing muffins!
by reallkeeper25/8 October 18, 2012
mugGet the sniffing muffins mug.

rat muffin

Someone who strongly bothers others. A rat muffin is usually very obese and is always in someone else's face.
by Jess1234572947292 July 12, 2015
mugGet the rat muffin mug.

chip muffin

A connoisseur's interpretation of that great British food staple, the chip sandwhich. The thinking man's terminology if you will. Sometimes referred to as a chip barm. Frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.
Jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. A what? Said the proprietor? You mean a chip muffin you div. now get out and don't come back until you can speak English.
by Larsey April 24, 2016
mugGet the chip muffin mug.

bad muffin

A phrase often used to depict someone or something that is "tough" (and, or) "too cool for school".
Like walking down the road late at night with my sunglasses on like I'm a bad Muffin.

Bitch, I'm the baddest muffin on this webpage.
by Feline of Flower August 16, 2016
mugGet the bad muffin mug.

dolt muffin

a polite way of saying huge idiot
Hey stop being a dolt muffin, you're going to get your self banned
by Rett_Paper May 29, 2017
mugGet the dolt muffin mug.

PLUMPER-MUFFIN

The act in which one must swim through a sea of fat rolls, in order to seduce a large woman
John was into bigger girls, he often enjoyed his experience with their PLUMPER-MUFFIN
by Codybrooks October 23, 2017
mugGet the PLUMPER-MUFFIN mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email