by joey pea pot November 07, 2016
When you are doing a bird in the arse and your cock slips out and glides through her vagina lips leaving a shitty skid.
by Mr Oakley December 08, 2017
The act of doggy style sex that includes a couple of "accidental" swift yet violent thrusts into the girls anus.
by barchizer February 27, 2014
Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.
Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2009
by gr0ss May 05, 2009
by azar hundoo May 29, 2011
Farts that can often leave residue, often in the form of streaks, which can cause a wet muddy feeling between your ass cheeks.
Hey slut! Bring me a dish towel so I can clean up my muddy methane. Now, eat my asshole out you fucking asian cum whore.
by AmichaelG1 January 10, 2010