monte kiro

Rhyming slang for 'giro'.....

"spunked ma monte kiro in 5 minutes on ching".....

"you monte'd up the mora?"
"- aye, milky bars uhr own me"

by M c Loud May 10, 2019

Monterey Melt

Screwing a girl on the beach, and you pull out, straddle her, and cum on her forehead. When she sits up, and the cum runs down her face, that’s a Monterey Melt.

Met this chick at a beach bar... I had no choice but to give her a Monterey Melt..

by stratguy July 10, 2019

monte cassino

a school that produces kellians and basic bitches

“so today was really hard my range rover tire popped” “youre so basic” “its because i go to monte cassino”

by kellianhj October 10, 2019

Monte Vista High School

Home to the richest people in the san ramon, danville, and blackhawk area. POC are forced into being whitewashed and white people love to act ghetto. All students have their daddy's visa and drive around in expensive cars they got right when they turn 16. a lot of white boys look like they haven't even hit puberty. white boys think they can rap, but no one there has the sense to tell them to give up because their music is absolute garbage. students who attend monte vista own huge mansions and then pretend that they're middle class claiming that they "aren't rich" while they have 2 teslas parked in their driveway. They act as if their life is sooo difficult and then rendezvous at Rome in the summer. girls pretend they're alt indie kids and shop at thrift stores but then go home to their mansion afterwards. the girls are butt-ugly and the guys are the most disgusting looking things you'll ever see. Nobody has an ounce of respect and nobody seems to realize that after highschool they're gonna be hopeless burnouts who failed school and have nothing left to live for as their live at MVHS revolved around a boof ass rapping career, daddy and mommies money, fast cars, hype beast clothes, racism, cringe ass highschool relationships, boof drugs, and fake friends.

GUY #1: bruh did you hear backspace's new drop? he goes to monte vista high school!

GUY #2: yuh was straight garbage. the bitchboy can't rap.

GIRL #1: I'm such a quirky color customizer girl taking tik toks at a thrift store.
GIRL #2: Ava how are you going to pay for all the clothes you picked out?
GIRL# 1: I have my daddies card don't worry about it! *hits puff bar*
GIRL #2: That's monte vista high school girls for ya...

by Danvillian July 16, 2020

Monte Alto

Small little town known as the town that you miss if you blink. The legend has it that if you roll your window down and take a wif of the smell you might fall in love. Has the baddest bitches so don't mess around

Where's Monte Alto? Se come?

Remember when that girl from Monte Alto beat up everyone?

by EsaDee February 20, 2021

montae henry

A goat who goes by the name ZLILZAETHEGOD who is very handsome and a stud

Yo look it’s Montae Henry

by zlilzaethegod April 9, 2021

Monkee

An Individual who has love, faith and devotion for (BAN) Banano Cryptocurrency and HODLs Banano.

A Monkee loves potassium, If you spot one, give him some Banano

reddit.com/r/banano is where a MONKEE lives.

by bananobanano May 7, 2021