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monkey mouf

A swollen vagina that resembles that of the mouth of a primate.
When the women slipped on her tight panties you could see that she had a huge monkey mouf.
by adetrick March 18, 2015
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monkey's headbutt

When one unsheathes one's erect male member, and whips it forward, with the intention of striking a blow on the victim's forehead with the engorged bell-end.
"Listen love, tuck it in or I'll give you a right ol' monkey's headbutt"
by Davian Dent December 3, 2015
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Monkey Jumper

slang term used for Charley Horse which refers to very painful muscle spasms or constrictions , term was originated by the Puerto Rican} where the magic happens, although he claims it has been a term used for generations, severe pain balls up in your shin leaving you no other choice than to grab it, stretch it out, stand on it, rub it, or hit it until it goes away, mainly occurs at night or very commonly during sex
She had just gotten on top of him when Miguel wrenched in pain and reached for his leg, "Monkey Jumper!" Thankfully it went away and they finished without any more monkey jumper interruptions.
by faith rachel March 12, 2019
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Monkey lives matter

A movement for the lives of all the monkeys in need. Something that promotes monkey well being and stands for all monkey kind. The monkey movement was founded by Connor H, Andreas B, and Wilfthemilf.
by wilfthemilf May 25, 2021
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Revo Monkey

Used to insult a man who bends over backwards to try and get female attention. Short for reverse monkey. A monkey walks with it's "hands" in front of them, but if someone is bending over backwards they put their hands behind them for support. It could also tie into them being spineless.
She asked for someone to get her beer, and he brought over a whole case! What a revo monkey.
by Ragnex March 23, 2005
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Clitter Monkey

a degrading yet hilarious term for an ignorant black chick
That Sheronda was just yellin at me for no reason, shes such a fuckin clitter monkey
by Taydev January 4, 2009
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Nook Monkey

One who rests in between the bosoms of another woman.
OMG, Billy Bob is always taking naps on my bosoms! What a nook monkey...
by Suzie Q ohm nom nom November 3, 2010
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